“Never recreate from your memory. Always imagine new places.” -Inception Okay, so I FINALLY saw Inception last night. Everyone has been talking about it non-stop since it came out, but people in LA keep buying up the most of the tickets and leaving only front row seats left every time I have tried to go. [...]
TheEx’s family had a New Year’s tradition of popping fireworks until midnight and then eating fresh saimin together at the dining room table. It’s a tradition established long before me and will continue with the next person theEx decides to share New Year’s Eve with. This year while I lit sparklers and drank champagne with [...]
I always have the kind of dreams that are so real, I wake up confused in the morning. So, last night I dreamt about Linda (which strangely happens from time to time). We bumped into each other somewhere and while making small talk, she reached out to hold my hand. I pulled away, but I [...]
Lately I’ve been feeling like I’ve been seeing ghosts. The other day I was at Borders and from the corner of my eye, I thought I saw theEx walking through the fiction section. It’s not that I wanted to see her or anything, I just thought I did. But when I peeked over from where [...]
The Hot Mess called me this morning before my alarm woke me up. I answered the phone with that gross-just-woke-up voice I have and when I realized it was her, I immediately sat up. “What are you up to today?” she asked. “Nothing. Probably some writing. Why? What’s up?” “I’m stuck at home today. I [...]
I Won’t Make You Eggs in the Morning is my response to all those cheesy pick-up lines you hear. Sometimes I go on a bad date and sometimes I’m the bad date.
I may not know a lot of things about dating, but I know I’ll never tell a girl I’ll make her eggs in the morning.
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