“Never recreate from your memory. Always imagine new places.” -Inception Okay, so I FINALLY saw Inception last night. Everyone has been talking about it non-stop since it came out, but people in LA keep buying up the most of the tickets and leaving only front row seats left every time I have tried to go. [...]
Lately I’ve been feeling like I’ve been seeing ghosts. The other day I was at Borders and from the corner of my eye, I thought I saw theEx walking through the fiction section. It’s not that I wanted to see her or anything, I just thought I did. But when I peeked over from where [...]
It’s not often that I think about my ex, but she’s on my mind today. Thinking about her is like this scene in (500) Days of Summer: the more I think about her, the more a memory shifts and changes into something different than I had originally remembered. Memory is funny like that. At one [...]
I Won’t Make You Eggs in the Morning is my response to all those cheesy pick-up lines you hear. Sometimes I go on a bad date and sometimes I’m the bad date.
I may not know a lot of things about dating, but I know I’ll never tell a girl I’ll make her eggs in the morning.
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