A couple of weekends ago, my friend and I went to the Renegade LA craft fair. As I’ve said before, I’ve grown quickly tired of the nightlife/bar scene in LA. My friend drove us to the fair and we parked in the dirt, dust swirling around everywhere. There was nothing that could really prepare us [...]
For the most part, I like my apartment. Convenient location, pet-friendly, big kitchen, central air, and a landlord that’s pretty hands-off. I’ve been here for nearly four months without any major problems. My biggest complaint so far would have to be the paper-thin walls. It was never usually a problem and I learned to tune [...]
One of the things I loved about DC was their music scene. I would discover a band, fall in love with their music, and soon after they’d be passing through for a concert. I never had quite the same luck in Hawaii. Years would pass before a band I loved would play and by then, [...]
I didn’t see the Hot Mess’ text messages until Autumn and I were on the way to the airport. I had meant to text my co-worker again, but instead accidentally clicked on her name in my inbox. Autumn was in the middle of telling me about a Greek restaurant in San Francisco she really loved [...]
I rarely sleep after I’ve been with someone. It’s hard enough sleeping somewhere unfamiliar (like the Holiday Inn in LA), but having Autumn next to me in bed throws everything off for me. She didn’t hog the bed, in fact, she barely moved throughout the night. Autumn fell asleep easily on her stomach, her delicate [...]
I Won’t Make You Eggs in the Morning is my response to all those cheesy pick-up lines you hear. Sometimes I go on a bad date and sometimes I’m the bad date.
I may not know a lot of things about dating, but I know I’ll never tell a girl I’ll make her eggs in the morning.
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