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I Won’t Make You Eggs in the Morning is my response to all those cheesy pick-up lines you hear. Sometimes I go on a bad date and sometimes I’m the bad date.

I may not know a lot of things about dating, but I know I’ll never tell a girl I’ll make her eggs in the morning.
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