For the most part, I like my apartment. Convenient location, pet-friendly, big kitchen, central air, and a landlord that’s pretty hands-off. I’ve been here for nearly four months without any major problems. My biggest complaint so far would have to be the paper-thin walls. It was never usually a problem and I learned to tune [...]
Sometimes I find it hard to believe I’m here, in LA. I wake up some mornings, still disoriented, and go through the day feeling like I’m on a very long vacation. Then on other mornings, I wake up happy with all the newness that comes with moving to a new place. It’s been hectic trying [...]
For the past two weeks I’ve been waking up at 3:30am feeling anxious, as though I’ve forgotten to do something important. I’ll tear through my apartment, half-asleep, trying to scratch an itch in my brain that I just can’t reach. I’ll check that the stove is off and then press on my front door to [...]
I’m back in Hawaii, back to work, and all I want to do is escape back to LA. I almost feel like I’ve just returned from this important and self-exploratory journey, with a renewed sense of my place in the world. LA for me has been this magical experience, reminding me of all the unjaded [...]
I Won’t Make You Eggs in the Morning is my response to all those cheesy pick-up lines you hear. Sometimes I go on a bad date and sometimes I’m the bad date.
I may not know a lot of things about dating, but I know I’ll never tell a girl I’ll make her eggs in the morning.
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