It’s the last day of 2009 in ohso voggy (volcanic fog) Hawaii. I have a few hours to kill before I go out to celebrate the New Year with my friends. I’m writing this entry while looking out the balcony of my apartment and I feel content with my life. It’s something I’ve never felt [...]
Although I technically made up with the Hot Mess, things just aren’t the same. How can someone like the Hot Mess keep out the sadness? Girls like her can’t. By their very nature, a Hot Mess is kind of like a hurricane: unpredictable and ultimately destructive. I’m attracted to girls like the Hot Mess for [...]
I’m back in Hawaii, back to work, and all I want to do is escape back to LA. I almost feel like I’ve just returned from this important and self-exploratory journey, with a renewed sense of my place in the world. LA for me has been this magical experience, reminding me of all the unjaded [...]
I’ve decided to take a break from my normal format to do a writing prompt. Feel free to post this prompt and your responses on your own blog (or even here in the comments!). I’d be curious to see how others respond. livejournal writing prompt: It’s often said that the simple things in life are [...]
I Won’t Make You Eggs in the Morning is my response to all those cheesy pick-up lines you hear. Sometimes I go on a bad date and sometimes I’m the bad date.
I may not know a lot of things about dating, but I know I’ll never tell a girl I’ll make her eggs in the morning.
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