Oh baby, you’re a classic, like a little black dress. -Fall Out Boy I’ve come back to my life feeling relaxed for once. My impromptu trip to Seattle was just what I needed. Most of the time spent there was with my family, but on my last full day I decided to this girl I [...]
I always have the kind of dreams that are so real, I wake up confused in the morning. So, last night I dreamt about Linda (which strangely happens from time to time). We bumped into each other somewhere and while making small talk, she reached out to hold my hand. I pulled away, but I [...]
I know Seattle isn’t as rainy as everyone thinks it is, but damn, it’s been rainy since I’ve been here. The other night while changing in to pajamas the lightning crackled through the sky and the thunder roared so loud even my dogs were startled. It’s weird to be suddenly lifted from my life in [...]
This week I’m writing from rainy Seattle. My apologies for not mentioning it sooner, it was a last minute idea to come here to visit my parents. Two days before coming here, the Hot Mess called me and asked if I wanted to grab a drink after work. “We can drink on the beach near [...]
I Won’t Make You Eggs in the Morning is my response to all those cheesy pick-up lines you hear. Sometimes I go on a bad date and sometimes I’m the bad date.
I may not know a lot of things about dating, but I know I’ll never tell a girl I’ll make her eggs in the morning.
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