45 minutes before Borders closed on a Wednesday night, I met Jaina in the music section somewhere between “RA” and “RE.” She was using the listening station next to me, tapping her foot to the newest Radiohead album. She looked as if she were in deep thought, biting her plump bottom lip and carefully reading [...]
I feel like I have to start this blog by saying I’m not the kind of person girls notice across the room. They don’t fawn over me while sipping drinks and they don’t fight with their friends over who will get my number. Girls don’t write sappy love songs about me nor do they angrily [...]
I Won’t Make You Eggs in the Morning is my response to all those cheesy pick-up lines you hear. Sometimes I go on a bad date and sometimes I’m the bad date.
I may not know a lot of things about dating, but I know I’ll never tell a girl I’ll make her eggs in the morning.
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